October 24, 2012

• Adult Survey

  I think this was originated by @chocodawg-ld and has been also completed by @olwd, @kaitlove__xx, @xxxlovelylollipop, @babieboo_Annie. I changed a few questions from female to male.

  1) Ever been to a bar?  

  Of course.

  2) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? 

  Yes, a strip club once for getting drunk and touching the girls.  I was running out of money, a bit tipsy, and knew if I got caught I would get thrown out but I figured I’d spend my last few dollars wisely.  No one was harmed in the making of this experience.

  3) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? 

  No.

  4) Kissed someone of the same sex? 

  No.

  5) Thrown up from drinking too much? 

  Oh Yeah. Not in a long time though.

  6) Had sex in a car? 

  Yes, had full sex only once. Accidently hit the horn and attracted the cops. Saw them coming in time to exit and sit in our seats but had a difficult time explaining why I was sitting there pantless under the glare of his flashlight. Bastard made me step out of the car.

  Had a girl who I routinely fingered on our way home from skiing (long ride) and drove slowly by truckers so they could see her.  Read Maria for a more detailed story.

  7) Had sex in a park?

  Yes but not caught. Once was camping when young couple showed up late in tent site next to me. They had sex in their tent with a light on casting a recognizable shadow in my direction while the canvas did nothing to dampen their sounds.

  8) Had sex in a movie theater?

  No, a little fondling though.

  9) Had sex in a bathroom? 

  Especially in the shower, all soapy and wet. Also in a hotel Jacuzzi.

  10) Had sex at work?

  Had a girlfriend who wanted to do this to me at my place of work in the worst way, so we arranged for her to come at 5:00, closed the door to my office and had sex in my chair. Lots of people still at work. I was too scared to really enjoy it as much as she did.

  11) Had sex on the beach? 

  Yes, but when sand gets in the way it isn’t as sexy as it sounds. Did it at night at a Caribbean resort.

  12) Have you ever had a threesome?

  I’ve only had MMF threesomes (4 separate times). I’m not bi-sexual but I love to see women excited and in these situations, she was the center of attention and quite excited. Still would like to do more of this as well as have a MFF threesome. The story of my first is HERE.

  13) Have you ever bought something from an adult store?

  Yes, lots of stuff. When I was dating younger women I would often surprise them with fun toys. 

  14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?

  Sure.

  15) What is the most daring place you have had sex? 

  I am an exhibitionist and have had sex in many public places including explicit groping in clubs, hotel rooms with shades open and lights on, etc. The most daring was on a balcony of a hotel in the Caribbean where we were being watched by other couples. I wrote a story about it HERE,

  16) Have you ever bought some one a gift from and adult store? 

  Yes.

  17) Do your bra and panties match today?  Boxers or briefs?

  Almost always boxers.

  18) Do you ever go “commando”?

  Yes. I once worked for a small company that got acquired by a large more formal one. We had a casual work environment – they didn’t, but one day they announced “casual Friday.” We decided to spread the word that for us it meant “commando Friday.” I was amazed at the number of women who showed up wearing no bras for a few weeks before it became old.

  19) Are your breasts real? 100% real baby!  Do you like large silicon breasts?

  I hate them, especially when they get hard as a rock. Large natural breasts are OK. I suppose there are a few minor implants that work but a slight sag is nice. For some reason, I find smaller breasts very hot.

  20) Have you ever taken naughty pix of yourself? 

  Yes.

  21) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?

  Yes.

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