November 15, 2012

• My Answers to the DARE Survey

  1) What do you consider your first sexual experience to be?

  I was a late bloomer. It was with a stewardess I had met at a party when I was 18.  I was a classic premature ejaculator and she never wanted to see me again.

  2) What is the sexiest thing you’ve ever worn in public?

  I once dressed up for a Halloween party as a flasher.  Long overcoat, boxer shorts and a phallus with a light bulb at the end hanging out.

  3) What is the sexiest surprise you have ever given someone?

  Cooked a romantic dinner followed by a bath (her in the bath and me washing her), a massage which didn’t last too long before… for my wife.  Anniversary gift.

  4) What is your favorite scene from a porn video or story?

  I like the teasing scenes best when the men are denied sex and teased for a long time.

  5) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? 

  Just my kids and my dad.

  6) Had sex in a public place?

  Yes. In a car (a few times), on a balcony, on a beach, in my office.

  7) Have you ever had anal sex?

  Yes

  8) Have you ever had a rim job? Given one?

  Yes and yes

  9) Are you in a relationship now?

  Happily married.

  10) What is your partner’s sexual fantasy?

  She likes to fantasize about two guys but stops short of actually doing it.

  11) Do you prefer to orgasm before or after your partner?

  After because I get a real sense of satisfaction from hers.

  12) How often do you masturbate?

  4 to 5 times week.  I’m just a horny bastard.

  13) Have you ever had cyber or phone sex?

  Yes and yes.

  14) When you masturbate do you think of a specific person, celebrity or friend?

  Almost always think of you.

  15) What is on your sexual Bucket list?

  I hope to convince my wife to invite another woman into our bedroom some day. I’m a hopeless optimist.

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