February 16, 2008
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Dear Sex Dude
Dear Sex Dude,
My boyfriend wants to be spanked but I’m afraid I will hurt him and I’m not sure how this will turn him on. He’s even asked my little sister to spank him. To me spanking is for when people do something wrong and I’m just not sure I can spank him for no reason. What should I do?
Spank or Not Spank.
Dear Spanker,
I think you should ask you sister to help and have her lie naked on the bed under his naked body while you spank him. Ask him if he wants to f*** your sister and if he says yes then spank him hard until he gets soft. Ask your sister to tell you if he is getting a hard on and if she says yes then spank him hard again. If you know the name he was called when he was 8 use it. A couple of hours of this will have him ready for anything you want him to.
Dear Sex Dude,
I am a 20 year old virgin off at college. This year I have decided to end my virginity. Should I give my virginity to Matt who is very sweet and likes me but who has very little sexual experience too? Or should I go after Larry who once tried to force himself on me at a party after I had a few drinks. The thing is that Larry put his hands down my pants at the party and he really knows what he is doing. I don’t like the guy but he has great fingers. Who should I let have my virginity?
Cherry Pop
Dear Cherry,
Given a choice is between good sex and bad sex, I would recommend both. But I might try Matt first since he comes with less baggage. Just be prepared. Be prepared for him to have a premature ejaculation, so don’t start too late at night. After his first ejaculation you need to give him about 10 minutes and then start him up again. Kiss him where it hurts and it will make it better (and bigger). You might have to soothe his fragile ego a bit but just tell him how big he is. You then tell him what he should do to you. Be prepared to be explicit with him. If all of that just seems like too much work then go with Larry but expect that he is likely to tell everyone on campus since he has no loyalty or relationship with you.
Dear Sex Dude,
Valentine’s Day is coming up and I want to do something special for my husband. We have been married for 5 years and sex has become rather routine. Any suggestions? Looking for New Ideas.
Dear Looking,
Maybe you should contact your local escort service and rent a dancing girl for the night or maybe a full body masseuse. There isn’t anything quite as special as when your woman offers you the pleasure of a second woman. You decide the boundaries. She could strip for him or give him an hour of lap dances before you take over for the conclusion. Or maybe you would like her to give him a massage finishing with a hand job while you whisper bad things in his ear. The possibilities are endless but the memories guaranteed to last forever.
Comments (36)
hmmm…were these real questions?
I definitely enjoyed this post. hope to see more soon!
I’m open to real questions but I won’t guarantee helpful answers.
You know these are interesting questions and far more interesting answers.
I’m going to be thinking of questions. Stay tuned. Btw, thanks for your comments, theyy are really nice.
That one about the spanking and getting the sister involved was a brilliant solution! It’s very close to incest without it actually being incest. Neat answer!
Thanks CD I call it inNest when just cuddling is involved.
I’ll be awaiting your question Sig with baited breath.
im glad u liked my poem =]
Well Haven my posting lacks the deep sensual feel of your last poem (which I enjoyed a lot) but it does have a certain ginnie say qua
LOL! This awesome….
But you know what, as many relationships as such advice could ruin…at least it would be a hell of a lot of fun!
Ha! These were great!
Dear Sex Dude,
Why are men so fascinated with anal sex? I mean…why do they want to hurt my hiney?
~Jamie
ryc: I was talking about them in a literal sense, but I enjoyed your figurative answer!
Dear J’amie,
The reason men like anal so mch is that 1. they are naturally attracted to that sweet curvaceous portion of the anatomy (some think it is the most attractive part of a woman), 2. doggie style with maybe a little hair pulling and ass slapping is nice 3. tight is great and 4 it’s taboo which always makes it better.
In my experience I have also found a surpising large number of women who enjoy it although most of them are 28+. I think the first few times are unpleasant for a woman but then it gets more enjoyable after the ground has been plowed a few times.
Lastly there is of course the anal facination that gay men have but that my dear is a discussion for another time.
Muah ha ha ha! ^^^^^
Well doggie style and hair pulling is my favorite…but not my ass. It still hurts…
um…do gay men have many other options?
ryc: You did not tell me what kind of undies YOu wear!
manties???
i came across your xanga from a comment on someone elses page. I really didnt expect to find all this here though lol. Anyways, cool blog.
Happy Thrust-day!
@ilsurvive - lol
@College_Ruled11X85 - You liked that eh?
Happy Fuck-Me Friday to you today then!
Oh to be with the two of you on Friday. What I would give for that.
@RushmoreJ - haha! im not into threesomes with girls, RushmoreJ.
But maybe two guys -threesome huh
if a threesome with two guys appeals to you read my story Double Seduction. It was a true story
hmmm, thank you for your thoughts. and yes, i’ve a little experience in Dom, but it only surfaces with female submissives. and very little experience iin total. it’s not a need for me, more of a desire.
great writing as always, you have a fascinating imagination!
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Dear Sex Dude
I’m normally a Submissive but would like to experience being a Dom just once. How can I do this? – Sweet Young Thang
Dear SYT
Once you have the object of your desire tied up (Suggest that you tie them up while you administer oral on them) then simply put a ball gag in their mouth. While they are tied up and can’t talk you will have no choice but to assume the dominant role. That is if you are the least bit horny.
ryc: Good afternoon.
glad u liked the story =]
Fascinating to read….the questions as revealing as the answers…bon chance..>>dy<<
Dear Sex Dude,
I am very interested in anal sex, and I have practiced a few times using a few things I have lying around the house. But my boyfriend isn’t interested, he says he’s afraid he’ll hurt me and I cannot convince him…please help. My ass is practically begging to be filled…
Love, Cadence
@cadence_belissima - Dear Cadence, It might be that your boyfriend won’t believe it until he sees it for himself. Give him one more try and if that doesn’t work I’ll send in the sex therapist to show him how its done. Of course, my sex therapist is off duty for the holidays so I may just have to take the assignment myself. So I’m hoping your boyfriend can catch the spirit but take comfort in knowing that I’m standing behind you 100% and ready to support your stooping in the community. Opps I mean standing (althought that is a much harder position). Let me know if your bf needs a wingman.
Dear Sex Dude,
Yes, I know I must be annoying you with this influx of questions but my boyfriend has put his foot down saying that he will under no circumstances, participate…I’m crushed. He has suggested an alternative however, and it is similarly appealing. He wants to give me a spanking for all the trouble I’ve been giving him. Now, normally he is very “anti-kinky” saying a lot of the things I want are dirty (though I manage to convince him along the way), so this is a big step for him to even suggest a spanking. Of course I’m completely for it. My question is, how could I possibly turn this situation around so during this little spanking of mine he gets a little carried away and “accidentally” (or maybe not) ends up penetrating me anally?
Love with dozens of chocolate kisses,
Cadence
@cadence_belissima - Dear Cadence,
Tell him that he can spank you but if your bum gets red he needs to check to make sure you are not running a fever. Have a rectal thermometer ready in this event. (Other rectal devices may be substituted but all should conclude that you have a fever!) Once it is established that you have a fever he will need to kiss it until it gets all better frequently taking your temperature to see if it is going down. Perhaps if the thermometer is failing you can have him take your temperature with his finger or another member that is sensitive to heat.
If that doesn’t work dump the dummy and give me a call.
Sex Dude
Such fun!
@jiazy1 - Do you have a question for Sex Dude, my dear?
mmmmm..let me think. I shall get back to yah! Thanks for asking…sounds like fun..hehe
@jiazy1 -
Dear Sex Dude..
This is hilarious.Hope you aren’t offended by my giggles. It think this is lovely! It is delicious…hehe.
LOL Dear sex dude what do you do when you’re not having sex, writing about sex or thinking about sex?
@tsh44 - thanks for the props. In answer to your question, I’m hoping to make enough money from publishing my stories that I can quit my day job, then your comment would pretty much sum up my life.